03.27.08
Hell’s Octoplex
Inspired by Mr. Yu
10 Movies I haven’t seen
Lord of the Rings: any of them
Godfather III
The Usual Suspects
Citizen Kane
To Kill A Mockingbird
American Beauty
Sin City
The Deer Hunter
Raging Bull
The Sixth Sense
10 Movies I have seen
Tales from the Hood
Juwanna Man
Kazaam
Booty Call
Space Truckers
Dunston Checks In
Whiteboyz
Chairman of the Board
Malibu’s Most Wanted
Remo Williams: Adventure Begins
‘Fess up
Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 27, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I nearly abused my administrator powers for turning all your “Movies I have seen,” into gay German porn. Then I realized that’s Freudian Projection…and not nearly as funny as the list you have.
But I DID want to say that I saw Citizen Kane and To Kill A Mockingbird in high school…actually IN SCHOOL. The only one on that list I haven’t seen is Raging Bull…and the only one I’ve seen on the other list is Malibu’s Most Wanted.This isn’t to imply I’m more culturally high brow than you…I’m just more fearful of what other people think. ;)
Cangrejero said,
March 27, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Ummm, I’m a patriot and I support our economy by only buying good ol’ fashioned American gay porn, thankyouverymuch. But yeah, I’ll admit it’s pretty sad. Oh and don’t forget that if it weren’t for your DVD collection, ‘Fight Club’ and ‘Dogma’ would also be on the ‘haven’t seen’ list.
BTW, Dunston Checks In has fucking Faye Dunaway in it! What the hell?
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Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I’m a patriot and I support our economy by only buying good ol’ fashioned American gay porn
This very well may be the funniest thing I’ve heard/read all year. Something about consumerist gay nationalism slays me. :-D
John Barleycorn said,
March 27, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Yeah, the Germans don’t know gay porn to save their souls. The Russians, on the other hand, really know how to make a boy look 14! Oh wait. They are 14.
And I can’t believe you’ve seen Chairman of the Board. Holy shit.
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Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm
The Germans have the geriatric gay porn down to a science AND an art. I mean, I don’t know art, but I know what I like….
Cangrejero said,
March 27, 2008 at 4:43 pm
And I can’t believe you’ve seen Chairman of the Board. Holy shit.
Imagine the stuff that I was too embarrassed to put the list!
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Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 27, 2008 at 5:13 pm
HAVEN’T SEEN
A Christmas Story
Boondock Saints
Cool Hand Luke
Donnie Darko
Dr. Strangelove
Easy Rider
It’s a Wonderful Life
Moulin Rouge
Psycho
Titanic (watched some on HBO in HD…but I’ll watch almost anything in HD)
(honorable mention: anything with Humphrey Bogart)
I’ll see if I can scrounge up a list of shit I’ve seen, but it’s pretty extensive and includes The Fast and the Furious…all 3 have been on HBO in HD (self-flagellates in the deepest pit of shame)
Cangrejero said,
March 27, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I also have not seen Titanic, nor have I seen Easy Rider.
Sadly, I have also seen all three Fast and Furious movies (the first was the best)
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Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 27, 2008 at 7:57 pm
I must be honest…I saw the first one in the theater. I was with group of friends and all their other suggestions were far worse, and my picks were too artsy for them. F and F was the only thing we could “agree” on.
…and I actually walked out of the theater at the end contemplating what I might do to “rice up” my Integra GS-R. I literally slapped myself when I realized what I was thinking; this, of course, amused the shit out of my friends.
Jeff aka Pro-Obama Troll said,
March 28, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Easy Rider blows, don’t even worry abou it. There are like seven good minutes with Jack Nicholson before he gets killed by some good ol’ boys. Ah, those good ol’ boys, they’ll kill ANYone.
I’ve seen:
Mousehunt
Transformers
Sudden Death
Dawn Of The Dead (remake)
Inspector Gadget
The MOD Squad (twice)
The one with the aliens in the high school, and John Stewart is in it, and gets killed with a pen to the eyeball… like three or four times
Executive Decision
Hollywood Homicide
Godfather III (well, the first hour, it was pretty bad)
I haven’t seen
Citizen Kane. I really am not interested in it, either.
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Cangrejero said,
March 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Ah yes, the Golden Age of Hollywood in-flight terror (Air Force One, Passenger 57, Executive Decision, Die Hard II, Turbulence) which even Snakes on a Plane couldn’t revive.
And speaking of Passenger 57, I could probably have populated my ‘have seen’ list entirely with Wesley Snipes Movies.
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Sr. Pegajoso said,
March 28, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Just don’t speak ill of Blade: Trinity. ;-)
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